One evening in in my late 40s, having worked for a small
newspaper in a small town for more than 15 years, I told my husband I was
wondering what to do with my life.
“Do,” he said. “You’re doing it. You’ve peaked.”
Feeling momentarily young and ready to move to something
more adventurous and much grander, I was taken by surprise. His response made
me feel like a has-been, or a could-have-been.
That’s the feeling that’s evoked in several characters in
Gene Kerrigan’s “Little Criminals,” a
crime novel set in and around Dublin.
It’s a feeling that the crime, a kidnapping, mitigates for the short
time from its conception to its conclusion for those who commit the crime as
well as those who pursue them. Between the book’s covers two covers, each has a
chance at becoming vividly alive, of being a player.
In Kerrigan’s hands, they’ve got a really good chance.
Following a bumbled
minor burglary, Frankie Crowe, still in his 20s but already feeling sidelined,
decides to go big time. He plans to kidnap someone who will have quick access
to big money. He picks his prey, makes a plan, and assembles his gang.
Problem is the prey, it turns out, isn’t quite what he
imagined. The gang is less A-list than the cast of Ocean’s Eleven. More D-list
or even flunkies, it’s a loose assemblage of low-lifes, little criminals, the
gang that cannot kidnap straight. And the caper --- ill conceived and poorly
researched is ever more dangerous because of how random and careless the
bunglers are. Even worse Frankie’s got a temper on a hair trigger; say the
wrong thing, cross him, and who knows what might happen?
The only one who has a good guess is a middle-aged
detective, John Grace. Called in “as a consultant” because he knows Frankie, he
tells the assistant commissioner and the chief superintendent leading the
investigation: “The thing about Frankie Crowe, he’s a small timer but he
doesn’t know it. This kind of stuff, it’s out of Frankie’s league.”
Frankie’s been told as much, by a mentor who advises him:
“You start off
Frankie, you want to do everything there is to do, ten times over. … You get to
a certain age, Frankie, you have to know what you can do well. You have to live
with that …. “We all find our own
level, Frankie. “
But Frankie being Frankie just gets pissed off.
The plot is
repeatedly complicated by characters that don’t know when to keep their mouths
shut. Some are advising, some defending, and some just being smart-asses.
It also veers because
Frankie is so unreliable. He says one thing and does another, keeps changing
the terms, not so much to keep others off balance, but because he’s guided by
whim, by impulsivity. Stuff happens that Frankie dismisses as: “It just
happened.”
And finally there are mere mishaps, by the victim, by the
kidnappers and by the police – or garda – as they are called in Ireland. It all
makes up a great plot that hardly seems plotted.
Similarly, Kerrigan’s prose is the kind of writing that
doesn’t sound like writing. It’s
peppered with Irish idioms, products and street slang. How can you not smile at
when Frankie looks at an old man and thinks: “Culchie gobshite on day release
from the local home for the bewildered. The country’s full of them.”
Kerrigan has mastered
the telling detail: hair dye to cover up
aging gray on the head of the superintendent leading younger men, or “American
teeth” to describe the perfection of the upper-class wife and kidnapping
victim, Angela.
Then too, Kerrigan’s got such skill he can take on the big
themes without seeming to, merely glancing them: rich versus poor, young versus
old, plodding along with the ordinary versus going for broke; blue versus white
collar criminals.
Tucked into this ordeal, the new Ireland is on display– a
ruthless place where, as in the U.S., the rich and poor seem to live in
different universes, where even cops are ambitious up-and-comers who dress in
suits and work efficiently in neat offices, where all kinds of promotions –
including those in the form of favors granted – come at a cost.
Kerrigan gives the reader a tour of the victim’s house from
the point of view of one of the little criminals, Martin Paxton:
“The house seemed to go on forever. It was like they thought
of something they’d like to do, so they’d add on another room to do it in. …
A large room with two long sofa facing each other across a
big coffee table opened to an even larger conservatory. The fuck these people
do, use their mobile phones to talk from one end of the room to the other? …
In the dining room, Martin reckoned you might just manage a
game of five-a-side football on the long table, though that would kind of take
the shine off it.”
In this Ireland where everyone finds his own level, along
the spectrum of ambition, John Grace seems the one of those most comfortable in
his skin, most accepting of the life he has chosen and the life that’s chosen
him. It’s an ordinary one with plenty of routine boredom and simple valued
moments like reading stories to his grandson before bed. He has passed up
opportunities, shady and otherwise and has been passed up for promotions in
turn.
Even so, the kidnapping stirs his ambitions a little: he puts on a suit for it and his tangential suggestions help get it solved. However, Kerrigan has appropriately made his role less substantial than the detective heroes readers commonly encounter.
Even so, the kidnapping stirs his ambitions a little: he puts on a suit for it and his tangential suggestions help get it solved. However, Kerrigan has appropriately made his role less substantial than the detective heroes readers commonly encounter.
Then there’s another character, so seemingly minor, in both
the book and the book’s world, he’s hardly noticed. While Frankie and his gang
may have held us captive for 300 pages, it is this marginal man, Sean Willie,
who vindicates our love for observing life from the comfort of our armchairs,
and it’s for him that Frankie’s crimes
are revenged.
Sean Willie quotes “a fella writing about parades. The
greatest pleasure, he said, belongs not to him that marches in the parade, but
to the one that watches the parade from afar.”
Sean Willie, a stand-in
for many readers, is also the guy who
explains what he did with his life this way: “I worked. I watched a lot of
movies. And I read.”
In the end, it seems enough, a good life.
Especially good now that it’s got “Little Criminals” in it.
This review also appears at http://europachallenge.blogspot.com. I am participating in the Europa Challenge.
This review also appears at http://europachallenge.blogspot.com. I am participating in the Europa Challenge.